Rob Delaney: Somebody asked me to make this Q/A rebloggable. So I did. ———————— Q:...
Somebody asked me to make this Q/A rebloggable. So I did.————————Q: When you say you want to have sex with fat ladies it’s funny because that’s weird and gross, right?————————No, I say it because I’m 6’3” and weigh 225 lbs. so I’m generally most attracted to…
I just love him the most.
// Definitely just remembered why I haven’t taken cough syrup in about 10 years.//
Shit’s fucking disgusting.
Here’s hoping I actually sleep tonight.
Rob Delaney: Hello friends! If you stopped someone on the street and asked them...
Hello friends! If you stopped someone on the street and asked them what they thought about Rob Delaney, it’s a safe bet they’d say “Rob Delaney? Well, he sure does love to help people!” And they’d be correct; helping my brothers and sisters navigate this crazy world is at the very top of my list….
// Deleted Scenes from Star Wars That Explain A Lot//
Darth Vader: Luke, help me take this mask off.
Luke: But you’ll die.
Darth Vader: Nothing can stop that now. Besides, Disney will probably bring me back anyway.
Luke: I thought that this was Disney.
Darth Vader: Nope.
Luke: But the Ewoks…
Darth Vader: I know.
(Source: College Humor)
// Deleted Scenes from Star Wars That Explain A Lot: Return of the Jedi//
The Emperor: Your son will come to you. His compassion for you will be his undoing.
Darth Vader: His compassion? But…I cut his hand off.
The Emperor: He has a pure heart.
Darth Vader: …
The Emperor: Just like his mother.
Darth Vader: …
The Emperor: Remember her?
Darth Vader: …
The Emperor: And how she died?
Darth Vader: …
The Emperor: Lol, good times. Okay, let’s go torture your son now.
Darth Vader: …
The Emperor: Force lightning!
(Source: College Humor)
Shhhh…no one tell Fox News that the “wedding kiss” picture they’re using to accompany a piece about traditional gender roles is actually of a same sex couple. (MADE MY DAY)
Yes!
(via cracked)
Nursing. Weight Lifting. Pipe Banding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
