ways people have tried to pronounce panini at work within the last 2 weeks:
Darth Vader: Luke, help me take this mask off.
Luke: But you’ll die.
Darth Vader: Nothing can stop that now. Besides, Disney will probably bring me back anyway.
Luke: I thought that this was Disney.
Darth Vader: Nope.
Luke: But the Ewoks…
Darth Vader: I know.
(Source: College Humor)